sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
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bartholomewcubbinsismyfuckbuddy:
I think faces can be read. One of the greatest pieces of art is our face and what we can communicate through it. Every human being has an ocean of feelings in his eyes, that we can explore by watching into them. Features of the character are reflected in noses, and weaknesses of the soul in mouth movements.
M.C.
Why is it full of people i love
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If you don’t immediately get this, your Whovian license has been revoked.
(via frecklesonthejaw)
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
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friendship at its purest
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